Be a Man!

How to be a man

1. After 2 weeks of the toilet running, decide that today is going to be the day you fix it.
2. Load up YouTube videos on how to fix toilets and watch until you’re satisfied that you have no idea what’s going on in that tank.
3. Take the cover off the tank and lean it against the wall.
4. Fiddle with all the chains and floaty things and give up when nothing works.
5. Go to grab the tank cover and have it fall over and smash into a million pieces on the floor.
6. Use duct tape to tape your toilet tank cover together
7. Own a toilet that is pieced together with duct tape forever